rickypurnell: RT @thomjjames: The Not So Scary Cactus by Laura James http://t.co/dwviBdY7 - my sisters first publication, congrats!!! @theatretotsltd

rickypurnell: RT @VeryRudeTweets: Twilight - the story of a young woman's choice to practice either bestiality or necrophilia.

rickypurnell: RT @TheFunnySexist: The pill is the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.

rickypurnell: RT @thomjjames: Sepp Blatter = Old fart! This guy has to step aside now!! #plank #fifa

rickypurnell: RT @TheBosha: People, put a dollar in the jar every time you masturbate. Trust me on this. {Sent from my yacht}

rickypurnell: RT @VeryRudeTweets: If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide.

rickypurnell: RT @YourFavWhiteGuy: I cheated on my fiancée at 1:30am, then at 2am, it was 1am again. #neverhappened #daylightsavings

rickypurnell: RT @HaHaWhitePPL: That awkward moment when my doctor is checking my balls during a physical and I run my fingers through his hair.

rickypurnell: RT @billysharp10: My goal tonight was the most important goal of my career dedicated to my brave boy luey jacob sharp I love u son sleep ...